pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(via guy)

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

(via guy)

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

image

(via guy)

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

(via hotguysandpizza)

[accidentally cares more about tv shows and fictional characters than education and academic success]

(Source: lastisle, via hotguysandpizza)

guy:

WHY DO PEOPLE START CONVERSATIONS AND THEN NOT CONTINUE THEM

(Source: guy, via hotguysandpizza)

alt-j:

summer isnt 500 days long

(via hotguysandpizza)