joshpecksister:

Kevin spacey is coming to my college and we get to submit questions that we would ask him but only the top ten are picked. I’m desperate guys any ideas??

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deair:

when parents tell you not to do the thing but 5 seconds later they do the thing

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

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jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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superbmarksman:

I always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

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