partybarackisinthehousetonight:

algebra is like a 4n language to me

(via guy)

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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(via guy)

bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

(Source: literallyrad, via rniraclewhip)

audino:

“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”

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(Source: audinomoved, via fashionablecrocs)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via guy)